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Monday, February 16, 2009

HEEHEEHAHA. @ 6:27 PM

I suddenly realise one thing that I miss, hearing lame jokes from my cousin whenever I see him. And now I can only think of a few and I want to share them with you guys :) hahaha.

Apa damit, itam sama berpaluh?

Samut berjogging.

Kenapa baju Superman ketat?

Pasal bajunya size S.

Kenapa Batman punya suit warna itam?

Pasal warna merah, kuning, ijau and biru kana pakai oleh Teletubbies sudah

Kenapa rambut Pontianak panjang?

Pasal kadai gunting tutup pkl 8.

Kenapa tiap kali samut lintas each other, dorang beranti kajap?

Samut atu tanya "Eh, bukan kau kan tu tadi lintasi aku?"

Apa lagi ahhh?? HAHAHA.

One day, ada orang ani (called Boy) stopped arah restaurant basar. Ada 3 tingkat. Bottom and top floor tampat orang dining tapi ia ani karing leher saja. masa ia naik top floor, rupanya ada bar. Yang ada saja di sana are the pelayan and a guy (whom i will refer to as Dude). Masa he reached the bar table, the pelayan ckp arah Dude "Here, sir. Your Super Drink". Sekali si Boy tanya "Eh, Wang. Apa ada arah Super Drink atu?"

Si Dude atu jawab "Minuman ani bagi special power ni, kami dapat terabang kalau diminum". since Si Boy inda percaya, Si Dude demonstrate, minumnya Super Drink and jumped from the window. Terkajut Si Boy meliat Si Dude terabang.

"Waiter! Aku mau jua eh Super Drink atu!" nya Si Boy. Masa kana bagi minuman atu, tarus di minumnya and iski berabis, ran and jumped out of the window. And fell to his death.

The pelayan ckp arah Si Dude "Eh, look what you did. Adangtah joke mu ani wah, Superman"

Ada competition ani, lawan siapa yang dapat tahan bau babi dalam satu bilik for 3 hours, nada orang sanggup enter the competition except seorang melayu, seorang cina, seorang orang putih. Babi atu kana masukkan tia arah bilik damit ani and the first to go in was orang melayu ani.

5 minutes later, kedangaran katuk-katuk pintu and the melayu keluar "Inda ku tahan! Inda ku tahan bau atu!". Sekali orang putih tia masuk.

10 minutes later, keluar tia ia jua. "No! No! I can't stand the smell either!" So Cina atu masuk tia, and sama jua inda tahan after half an hour.

Suddenly, ada org teriak "Aku mau jua ikut!". Rupanya Lingka mau ikut and immediately kana masukkan dlm bilik atu. Half an hour passed, nada sign ia keluar, sekali sampai tia 3 jam. Hairan semua orang dapat jua Lingka ani tahan baunya, so they opened the door. Nampak the Lingka duduk teranah and babi melimpang.

Masa kana tanya what happened, Lingka atu jawab "masa ku masuk, babi ani collapse and mati".

One day, father and son berjalan and the son mendrive. Ia ani baru berlicense and inda berapa biasa yet mendrive ani sekali terlanggar tia pokok. Bapanya died instantly and the anak kana bawa ke emergency room. sekali masa sampai sana, the surgeon meliat the boy and said "eh, anak ku ni" macam mana buleh atu?

the surgeon is the mum.

One night, this guy was driving back home alone. Suddenly, terjumpa ia a woman with long hair berdiri siring jalan raya so he stopped.

"Dang, behapa kau diri-diri tangah malam ani? Mau kau aku antar kau balik?" and the girl nodded and sat di belakang.

The guy ani mcm lain rasa tia mengantar bini-bini ani. One thing, bajunya putih and rambutnya panjang. And then kalau di bawa cakap, she only nods or shakes her head. And she keeps looking at him through the mirror.

After a while, the guy ani concentrate on the road tia saja, inda ia mau pikir yang bukan-bukan. Tapi masa ia liat the backview mirror, ilang tia the girl atu. Di brakenya tarus-tarus kerita atu and looked behind for her.

The girl meliat ia balik, her face full of blood. The guy teriak tia "ANTUUUU!"

The girl marahi ia "aku bukan antu wah!!!!"

"Abis cemana buleh kau tarus-tarus ilang arah ceramin atu and berdarah mua mu ani???!"

"Pasal aku bertapuk kurik idung wah tu and masa kau brake atu, tercucuk dalam-dalam!"

Here's the last one I remember:

One day, a Tattoo Competition was held for everyone around the world, tattoo paling cool manang.

First Contestant: Cina ada tattoo of a snake arah legnya, digarakkannya kakinya atu and usulnya the ular atu bergarak. The crowd was impressed.

Second contestant : Orang Brazil ada tattoo of a dragon on his chest. Digarakkannya chest muscles nya atu, and the wings of the dragon mcm bergarak tia jua. The crowd "oooohh-ed".

The next contestant was a Bruneian. Arah tangannya ada pokok. The crowd boo-ed. Sekali he said "EHHHH, tunggu dulu! Tunggu dulu! Liat dulu ni!" Angkatnya tangannya, nampak bulu armpit nya. "Akar pun adaaa!" Kana sorak tia.

Eh, ada lagi. Hahaha.

A girl wanted to lawat kawannya yang sakit who lives far away from her so terpaksa tia ia pakai train. Masa train baru berjalan, kan terkamih tia ia, tapi jamban satu saja and queuenya panjang. So, since ia inda tahan, kamih ia saja through the window and terkana polis ani.

Terkajut the polis ani and he ordered the train to stop and asked everyone to get out of the train. Teriakinya "Ada orang tadi ludahi aku! Baik ada orang mengakun tu or else inda ke suruh train ani berjalan, biar kamu semua stranded di sini!"

The girl knew yang org yang 'ludahi' polis atu was her and confessed to the polis, inda jua ia mau stranded batah-batah. "Aku yang meludahi atu tadi. Sorry"

The police replied "Inda, dang. Inda payah kau kan take the blame. Aku tau bukan kau tu yang meludahi aku atu. Pasal yang ludahi aku atu berjanggut."

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA. That's all I can remember. Have a great day, guys :)